What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:11

You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?